The Many Adventures of Taran -the-Who

AAAAARRRRGGGG!!! (the aftermath)

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:00:08 GMT

Ashland was in so many words, insightful! I missed hanging out with Graham and Aubrey! The only consequence is that I fainted, and lost my wallet at the beginning and end of the trip. I fainted when I got to Ashland spent the first 4 hours getting stitches because I fainted and hit my forehead on the edge of Aubrey's counter and they took me to the emergency end of the hospital becuase that is all that is open at 9:00 at night. Graham and Aubrey stayed with me at the hospital and made me feel so much better about the faint. I lost my wallet the day I left Ashland to Garberville to check out my massage school called Heartwood which is the most isolated school I have ever visited! Literally the school is in the middle of nowhere!!! It takes an hour outside of Garberville on this steep, windy, dirt road to the facility which is basically is this huge Commune with a buddhist temple, running well water, and everything to pass the time w/0 a TV (because their is no reception on campus, and they don't have a single TV on their property just computers).
So yeah till my next entry!!!

AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:13:50 GMT

OH....MY....GOOOOODDD!!!! Okay here it goes... Conflict: Vacation to Ashland to see my friends Graham and Aubrey is coming up really quick, and my costume ideas are splitting im trying to mimic Jareth from Labyrinth and its looking like a dark St. Pepper!??! To top it off my parents are refusing to cosign for my Massage School student loan, im feeling like im collapsing from lack of attention of my job... and nothing is happening.... SPOOOOOOKY!!!!

any advice.....?????

IM BACK!!!!

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:43:31 GMT

Hey everybody im baaaackkk.... I've forgotten entirely of Live Journal, im most dreadfully sorry! But hey ive worked at Pauls market in McCall making meaneall work all through last time I checked in on my live journal... ha ha ha! By the way, I didn't get a Jetta or an Apple computer but I am working up to that I am now a bartender for this great four-star restaurant here in McCall called Ruperts its new to opened June first and its a great little restaurant, I love it!!!

a new life

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 05:07:23 GMT

dear friends and fellow enthusiests,

I regret to inform you that I am NOT coming back to school this fall or any other fall for that matter. I am a bartender at a resort, I am making good money and I am making plans to become a flight attendant next year. I am sorry I don't answer e-mails I almost never get on the internet anymore and I might not ever again but in due time I might I am buying myself an Apple and a 2001 Jetta Volkswagon in under a month so I hope to see you guys again its been a pleasure!!!

THIS IS NOT GOODBYE!
THIS IS NOT GOODBYE!
THIS IS NOT GOODBYE!
THIS IS NOT GOODBYE!

dreams on drugs

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:44:45 GMT

alright last night I came back from work at 11:30 and I was wiped out and sleep deprived so I decided to take some Tylenol PM to get me knocked out for a long time and seriously I had the oddest dream that was long and it was good to have long dreams!!!

My dream started out like this:

I am a child around 12, or 13, and my friend michael and I are watching a really weird gay porn with 30 guyz fighting naked with really big dildos the size of 2 by 4's and we take it out because we hear somebody coming up the stairs into my room (where we were watching it) and in a hurry we take it out and we ruined the tape the funny thing is that the tape was tied in a pretty bow. then we hear a rumbling foot steps so we escape out my patio door and instead of a patio we step out on a large beach and the sky is really black and sea is pitch black and it looks like a storm is on the sea and its all rainy too but its like the storms on mute and we hear the sounds of humpback whales coming from a large rock blockade. We go over there and we see a large beached whale and we go over to keep it wet and it talks to us it tells us that the world is coming to an end soon and to not help them they want to die alone. then we go back to our door and walk into the Oval office but instead of Bush sitting at his desk chewing on a straw, we see Morgan Freeman cleaning up a golden gun and he is telling us that the war is over america won against the aliens. we go to the curtains to see what happend and the sky is cloudy and red every thing is in ruin and it looks like an alien invasion happend. We turn around and Morgan Freeman shoots himself in the head.
Michael and I assume power and call for anyone but no one answers and we walk out side of the White House and see that everyone is dead and their head and their feet are cut off but not cut burned off. Then a huge UFO comes down out of the clouds and lands infront of us these aliens come out and tell us that you passed the test and thats when I wake up!!!

weird huh??

HEARTBREAKER

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:27:39 GMT

I realized suddenly that Canada has it good... i mean marajuana is legal under a certain amount, its close to home, gay marrage is legal, and just about everyone is a left-wing nut!!! awesome!!! ^__^ I think that I want to move up to Vancouver in about a year or so depending on how much money I have in the bank and stuff... and besides some united states banks stuff works up there!!! Isn't that funny???

I picked up this amazing book about totem animals, its really cool because I have always believed that I have animals watching out for all of us and we all have a little primative side that needs to shed our skin and be a part of us all. In this book I found that my spirit animal is an Owl!!! Isn't that cool??? Anyways, hope all is well with you guyz I think im just sticking with two jobs for the summer one $5.15 or something the other like $8.00 an hour on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays running the lifts for bikes on Brundage Mountain Resort!!! Its boring but with music, book-on-tape, or a book it should roll by fast and its so easy!!!!XD

oh I got Donnie Darko DVD and The Beatles-Magical Mystery Tour CD *__*

graduation night... Y__Y

Sun, 28 May 2006 05:44:48 GMT

In Council, Idaho... every year past seniors and community members who know the graduates collaborate every year together to celebrate freedoms, and seeing each other... in so many words its kind of like a reunion in respects. Well, the point is that I am finally glad that im still in college with a goal and that im heading towards something beacause I think 3 or 4 of the 32 of the graduating class is still in college! Sad but true half of the girls in the class are pregnant. Many of the boys in the class are married (due to their girls being pregnant) and working for the three of them living close to home, how close? try less than a block!!!

Another addition is that I seem to be the only one who was the alternative, rebel, left-wing, hippie in council. Boy am I proud oh by the way from now until I grow out of this phase... im going for a emo-pirate!!!

sibling rivalry!!!

Sat, 27 May 2006 19:29:07 GMT

Jesus Christ!!!! okay here it goes... my sister has it so good... 1. she has one of those petite bodies THAT DOSEN'T GET FAT!!!! Y_Y the funny thing about that is she thinks she's fat!!! WTF?? 2. She has a boyfriend.... A 20 YEAR OLD BOYfriend who has secret roundavous together... romantic i know but come on... my sister is 15 years old for petty sake! And further more... my mother changed his dipers as a baby not to mention that she is friends with their mother and we grew up with him! (is it just me or is this a little akward?) 3. she gets what she wants and I get the left-overs!!!!

oh by the way my little barn-cabin is turning out to be a lovely little thing except for it still has no water... X__X

*sighs* I may have a job soon im gonna be balancing 2 or 3 jobs this summer

1. Cook at a nearby restaurant!
2. a lift-operator
3. a resort cashier for concerts, weddings, and reunions! Fun huh???

anyway... I know another reason why im gay... I have a weird facination for sausages and hot dogs!!!

update in less than 24 hours!!!

Oh Woe Is Me!!!!!

Sat, 20 May 2006 05:48:50 GMT

well... I have good news and bad news for those who enjoy my ravings!!!!

1. I came back home monday night and happy to see family, high school friends, and familiar sights. Until it hit me... I went to free, happy, flamboyant Taran, to quiet, sulking, scared for my life Taran. Why? Because I saw Brokeback Mountain and guess what I saw? Council, Freaking Idaho in a love story so cute and so beautiful I cried and cried. I remember feeling those feelings that they felt in the movie... everyone watching, suspecting! Everytime you see a truck speeding or turning around you think that its gonna come after you they are going to kill you! Its scary out here in the country and now I'm sad also because I don't have the freedoms I had in Coeur d'Alene, freedom to dress how I wanted, freedom to act and feel as I wished, I miss the open me now im back in the closet for self-preservation!

ARGGGG and now my arm is num from streatching it!!!!

<_>!

Taran

satisfaction not approved!

Tue, 16 May 2006 07:53:49 GMT

wow I have never have felt so left out... Okay Saturday Liisa, Vicki, Cassidy and I went to Tubbs hill and got drunk and we had fun and did crazy stuff downtown it was fun... until I got back to my dorm room... then I started to feel gross in my tummy and thought shit am I going to puck?!?! Quickly I went to the bathroom to catch myself... didn't stop until after 10:00 I couldn't handle water! until I went to the SUB to get Gatorade, Sierra Mist, and saltines to get the sickness out of me. So that went on for a while until after 1 or two but yeah

Now im feeling the after affects and It sucks!!!

no booze for a while!!

tell you all about it in my next update!!!

Sad and more Sad!!!

Mon, 15 May 2006 23:17:14 GMT

I am leaving Coeur d'Alene officially tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. Thank you everyone who made this year slide by! I mean I felt like this was my home away from home because I made a circle of happy, shiny, people who made this a santuary... after that incident with TJ and his Ass of a friend, momma's bitch! Anyway, To those who get to read this, (including Finn_bear) Mako, Amanda, and Tessa thank you for being my social support and you are my friends and I hope we get to see each other over the years! To Kate I hope you find someone to show you what you are missing you just need to look, Tessa you are a amazing, you always have a smile on your face and you are hyper, in a good way! Scott, you need to find Dan someone no matter if its a guy or a girl. Finn bear, smile more it increases your face value! To those who don't get to read this, you are fun to hang out with, you gave me a place to be myself and I thank you so much!

Goodbye, Goodluck, Peace, Love, and everything nice,

Taran Trainor

PS. IM GOING TO MISS YOU BUNCHES!!!

strange sleep patterns

Fri, 12 May 2006 18:40:33 GMT

Okay today around this time is usually when I wake up but lately I've been staying up until 2 in the morning trying to go to sleep but wake up at 8:15 and snoozing around until at least 9:30 am its seriously wrong!

Anyway nothing new except IM GOING HOME in 5 days!!

YAY and BOO HOO!!!

I am going to miss Everybody, why because I made this place a home away from home!

to Amanda, Mako, and Tessa, Thanks for the good times this year it was spectactular!!!

much love and peace!

Taran

they way things are!

Tue, 09 May 2006 19:52:53 GMT

jeez I am such a loser! AND HERE'S WHY!

1. I haven't started packing yet.

2. I haven't been practicing for ballet.

3. I feel like shit but i feel happier that way and don't know why.

4. I feel like I don't have a home except for my dorm room.

5. My parents hate the fact that I can't be who I am at home.(GAY! I AM GAY! I CAN'T HELP THAT I AM!)

6. I can't come out to their friends who watched me grow up, no doubt!

7. I am obsessed with romance, and fuzzy warm feelings yet Im scared of starting relationships because I know that im going to get hurt.

8. I become a raging whore when I drink! (girls watch your bi/curious boyfriends when I take a fifth of Captain Morgan)

9. I like feeling depressed.

10. I hate peer pressure, but i give in to shut them up!

THE real me in so many ways!

classical horror... an Ode to Vincent Price!!

Sun, 07 May 2006 22:28:05 GMT

for my final project in watercolor im doing a series but instead of three paintings they are going to be 12 and their all creepy snapshots of old hollywood horror icons that im peicing together in order to show the class! im done with one and its drying now but i need to look for more creepy snapshots as well as others... woe is me!!

the last one is going to be a complete portairts of classical horror actors, Max Shreck, Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, and Boris Karloff in their roles of Nosferatu, Frederick Loren, Dracula, and The Mummy!

But don't laught but I do have a thing for Vincent Price he is very attractive!! ^^ don't laugh i can't help it!

New Movie about love...

Fri, 05 May 2006 22:33:20 GMT

here's to you Kate, Tessa, and AMANDA!!!

here it is... its quite long but it looks very pretty and very spectactuar!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcrR_7eQuNU

funniest video for the golden girls!!

Fri, 05 May 2006 21:54:50 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9wgY91VB8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFvndmM_8I

yipee!!!

Fri, 05 May 2006 03:21:56 GMT

I am so excited! I decided last night that I am going to start a new fashion trend, well not so new trend, but completely my own. Do you know what it is? Ambigous Space Pirate!!! YAY!! im so excited about it in inbetween glee and bliss! To top it all off I am so excited about coming back home and working and shopping for my awesome outfit!! YAY!!! okay here's what I want to do... peirce my ears, 3 times on each ear, one on each ear im going to stretch it and im going to get a kind of a longish type haircut, maybe, and wear alot of boots, bandanas, scarves and accessories... FUN HUH?
IM SO EXCITED XD! XD! XD! XD!

strange dream!!!

Wed, 03 May 2006 21:05:25 GMT

Okay last night I had two dreams... and a rather ghostly thing happen last night... okay here it goes...

okay i slept and slept and then at exactly 5:01 a.m. I was awoken by my door getting jiggled hard (thank god I lock my door at night) anyway i hear my name whispered around the room and this is when im about to go into REM sleep and im inbetween sleep and awake so i just sit up and get cozy real fast and go back to sleep and thats when the dream begins...

okay if you haven't seen the movie "Fly Away Home" rent it, because that is the basis of this dream!

it starts off when I as the little girl in the movie but im a guy with black hair and the land is dark, foggy and it looks almost black and white. Another strange things is that the geese that I need to fly are really dark almost black and I have this black swan plane, like in the movie, and im rolling in the hills of this back yard and i don't lift off hard enough so I can't get off so i turn away from this river with trees in the stream and up over these small hills and thats when these people with torches come but im putting the gas on and I take off over them and then they shoot me down out of the sky by a cannon of fire ball and I crash land in the river and this guy out of no where rescues me and gets me out but the torch mob captures us and sentences us to prison and he gets me to escape, and I go back to the field and the plane is setup brand new and the geese are ready for me waiting by the plane we take off its a smooth landing and im out of there sailing away into the low grey clounds and thats when I wake up!!

weird huh?

thank god I have friends!!

Wed, 03 May 2006 00:21:46 GMT

Omg well... monday night I cleaned my room for once since possibly last full moon and what a difference I need to keep it up! Liisa fed me and took care of me thank you SO MUCH!!! Anyways, GOD I need to change my appearance tremendously because I checked my friends myspace accounts oh shit have they changed for the better... I feel like im the same boring old Taran still fresh from the interstellar womb of High School... well it sucks and I need to get new clothes, new hair style, and MORE MONEY jesus christ this really sucks... anyway I need to keep going how im going so I can GET OUT OF CDA and get ready for nexty semester!!! IN WHICH I CAN'T WAIT!!! oh yeah!!! ^_^

"We only part to meet again". (<--it is the British way, te he he he!)
-John Gay

my favorite international film... for queensimface!

Mon, 01 May 2006 22:24:33 GMT

Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN....

Abandoned by their girlfriends for the summer, teenagers Tenoch and Julio meet the older Luisa at a wedding. Trying to be impressive, the friends tell Luisa they are headed on a road trip to a beautiful, secret beach called Boca del Cielo. Intrigued with their story and desperate to escape, Luisa asks if she can join them on their trip. Soon the three are headed out of Mexico City, making their way toward the fictional destination. Along the way, seduction, argument and the contrast of the trio against the harsh realities of the surrounding poverty ensue.

so good its a sin and Gael Garcia Bernal... a.k.a. julio IS MINE AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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what a weekend!!!

Mon, 01 May 2006 21:39:51 GMT

well... friday Liisa and I headed out to spokane to kick it with some friends, raid their refrigerators, and drink and have fun!!! Whoooweee!!! Anyway friday we stayed with Natti and Andrea, they took us to Denny's friday night to have ice cream and desserts. The next morning we ate breakfast at 2:00 in the afternoon, and dropped us off at Liisa's relatives and did free laundry and snackaroos! If anything saturday was interesting because we hung out with the most interesting and fun people I have met yet... 4 crazy lesbians of Perla, Kathrine, Jackie, and what's her face... but anyway we went to a rave in which was kind of a bore because it wasn't music I really like now but it was fun none-the-less. Yeah and the next day we all like ate the best breakfast I ever had... french toast with chunky peanut butter and a strange vanilla caramel like spread that was ooooo so good with maple syrup... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mmmmmm MMMMM X_X im dying of extasy yum yum!!! yeah!!!

anyway im waiting for my class of watercolor so I can have free PIZZA.... @_@ and you can't have it nyya nyya nyaaa nyaaa!!! *laughs histerically then looks about the room for the voices to tell him what to do next*

Day of Silence... THNK GOD!

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:51:01 GMT

"Please understand my reasons for not speaking today. I am participating in the Day of Silence, a national youth movement protesting the silence faced by lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people and their allies. My deliberate silence echoes that silence, which is caused by harassment, prejudice, and discrimination. I believe that ending the silence is the first step toward fighting these injustices. Think about the voices you are not hearing today. What are you going to do to end the silence?"

today since 12:00 last night I have not uttered one word and so far no one cares enough to join in the silence but still it has caused a ripple... i hope in which i hope will suffice in causing a commotion! I had my sister in Council do it and she seemed that she was happy in doing it but I hope she stuck to it! im gonna call her tomorrow and talk to her about it!

^>^
Taran

my weekend in general...

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:45:53 GMT

FRIDAY:

It all started way back on Friday when Liisa, Brad, and I departed Coeur d'Alene, Idaho and set forth to Moscow, Idaho where waiting for us was the mighty Beach where the fesitivies include dancing, gay lovers, gay hook-ups, and gay quickies. The festivities were brought together by "God" and her darling wife whom I shall not say her name gave the nights reality to the honorary drag king and queens if the night! After an adequate evening of dancing, and getting to know a selection of people myself, Sheena and her current fling, Liz Poteet, decided to go to Pullman, Washington where we discussed matters of opinion, gayness, and perfecting adulthood. Then Sheena announced the passing of the togetherness of love and peace, we all shared together with myself and sheena, poteet, and a selection of friends that followed us from the Beach! Then we laughed and giggled and listened to music alluring and giddiness it was extraordinary! Then the friends from the beach departed, then the hosts took off their face and got ready for bed. Poteet, Liisa, and I departed from Sheena'a apartment and set forth to the mighty Wazzu to spend the night with our beloved munchies, a bag of Reese's Pieces, a Hawaiian BBQ chips, Snickers, and a Mr. Pibb, magnifique! We talked checked LJ and Myspace, watched peices of Indiana Jones and hopped into bed where we slept for a short 3 hours before starting our day again!

Saturday:

Woken from a dream of bats, and gremlins, Poteet, and her mother and father picked us up from Wazzu and took us to breakfast seeing as Sheena was working at Jack in the Box, we decided to partake in seeing her before we left! I getting a Sausage sandwich with egg, orange juice, and two hash browns, we dropped off Poteet where she had to go to her musical rehearsal at 11:00 a.m. Her parents, whom were taking us back to Coeur d'Alene, asked if we wanted to go anywhere. I declared that the Hempfest was going on in Moscow today and we then agreed that Liisa and I would be perfectly welcomed to have dropped off there and staying for several hours until it is time to leave. There at the Hempfest we felt right at home having the togetherness of love and peace several hours behind us, we walked in the shops where people were selling togetherness in many forms in clothing, and jewelery. There were many glass objects and singing, and speakers on the matter of togetherness, we enjoyed it all immensely! But the fun never last, and we all left Moscow and were brought back to Coeur d'Alene where we slept and slept until 3:00 in the morning and ate some snacks and went back to bed where I dreamed of peace and love!

Taran Trainor

new userpic!!!

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:30:51 GMT

GIZMO MY FANTASY PET

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

cool quotes from "The Land Before Time"

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:10:53 GMT

Ducky: Petrie, do not feel sad. It is alright. Many things cannot fly. Rocks, trees, sticks, Spike...
Littlefoot's Mother: Let your heart guide you. It whispers so listen carefully.
Daddy Topps: Come Cera, three horns never play with long necks.
Ducky: Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back.
Cera: I met the SHARPTOOTH.
Petrie: [very scared] Sharptooth.
Littlefoot: [undaunted] Come on, Cera. Sharptooth is dead. He fell down into the big underground.
Cera: [in a lower tone] And THAT'S... where he met ME.
Ducky: [sighing, with sympathy] Oh, dear brave Cera.
Petrie: [also sighing] Dear brave Cera.
Cera: [proudly] Yes, I am brave.
Littlefoot: [losing patience] Sharptooth is dead.
Cera: [sarcastically] My father told me that Flatheads have small brains.
Ducky: My stomach is talking.
Littlefoot: When will we get there?
Littlefoot's Mother: The bright circle will pass over us many times, and we must follow it each day until it touches the ground.
Littlefoot: Have you ever seen the Great Valley?
Littlefoot's Mother: No.
Littlefoot: Well, how do you know it's really there?
Littlefoot's Mother: Some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart.
Littlefoot: I don't understand, Mother.
Littlefoot's Mother: You will, my son. You will.
Littlefoot's Mother: When we reach the Great Valley, there'll be many many long necks for you to play with.
Littlefoot: [sighs] I wish we were there now.
Littlefoot's Mother: Well, it's a long way yet. Past the great rock that looks like a Long Neck, and pass the mountains that burn... still a long way, but we'll get there.
Cera: You again? Go away. That's MY Hopper.
Littlefoot: I saw him first.
Cera: Well, he's in my pond.
Littlefoot: I'm going to the Great Valley. We could help each other.
Cera: A three-horn does not need help from a long neck.
Littlefoot: At least we won't be alone.
Cera: Well, when I find my sisters, I won't BE alone. So, go away.
Ducky: Yep, yep, yep.
Petrie: Mother present. Very important. I can stay here and let nobody touch it.
Ducky: Yeah, Petrie. You keep it safe. Yep, yep, yep.
Littlefoot: Nope, nope, nope. I'm not a carrier. Get off.
Ducky: The tree is talking.
Littlefoot: No it isn't.
Ducky: You should not eat talking trees. Nope, nope nope.
Petrie: I fly?
Ducky: No, you falled.
Petrie: I fall?
Ducky: You cannot fly? But how did you get way up there?
Petrie: I climb.
Littlefoot: But you are a flyer, not a faller.
Petrie: Hard thing, to fly.
Littlefoot: I guess it is. We can't do it.
Ducky: Nope. We cannot do that alright.
Littlefoot: We did it. We did it together.
Petrie: You've got a nice flat head, Flat Head.
Littlefoot: Do you smell something?
Petrie: [Ducky's on his head] I... I smell... I smell... I smell... hmm... Ducky.
Ducky: You smell me? Ha ha.
Cera: Look at what they're doing. They're so greedy. What about me? I'm still hungry.
Petrie: YOU hungry? I'm empty all the way to the top. Now we're at the Great Valley and STILL GOT NO GREEN FOODS. We be hungry FOREVER. Oh...
Littlefoot: Petrie, Cera's wrong. THIS isn't the Great Valley.
Ducky: It is not a Great ANYTHING.
Cera: See? I can take care of myself all by myself. I'm not afraid to be alone. I know my way to go, AND I'm not afraid of Sharptooth. I hope he doesn't eat any of you.
Cera: NOW do you believe me?
Littlefoot: I'm sorry. We're safe now.
Cera: Nobody's safe with you.
Littlefoot: You can't quit now. What if the Great Valley's just over the top of these rocks?
Cera: This is the Great Valley? You're crazy. I'm leaving.
Littlefoot: Cera, we have to keep following the bright circle.
Cera: I'm taking the easy way.
Littlefoot: But it's the WRONG WAY.
Cera: Who says?
Littlefoot: My mother.
Cera: Then SHE was a stupid long neck too.
Littlefoot: Take that back.
Cera: Never.
Littlefoot: TAKE IT BACK.
Cera: NO.
Littlefoot: Go on. Go the wrong way. We never wanted you with us anyway.
Ducky: Cera's way is easier.
Petrie: I think so too.
Narrator: Cera was too proud to admit that she'd gone the wrong way.